GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we gotta talk about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more like just watching. It's a whole vibe. You got your regular game, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! Like when that forward went flying into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like a comic book. A